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EvilOrg Minion Welcome Page
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ALERT! EVILORG BULLETIN:
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WELCOME, MINION! Your service in EvilOrg begins
now! MUA HA HAAAAA!
This message will not self-destruct (the shrapnel might hit a puppy or something).
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